Give her an unexpected kiss and ass grab
update: do NOT do this to random girls on the street
This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly.
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads
if a nigga don’t even offer to wipe you down after sex and just leaves you there with his literal bodily fluids just cooling on your skin he is truly not shit please love yourself